Grandpa walked away from the Alzheimer’s ward again. This time he did it in the nude and when my sister and I found him he was sitting on a park bench muttering to himself. When my sister and I tried to get him up he yelled that he wasn’t going anywhere until he’d gotten the blow job he’d paid for. Now there is no point arguing when he gets it stuck in his head that he’s still in the navy stationed in south east Asia. The quickest and easiest way to get grandpa to cooperate is to play into his delusion and when it gets played through he’ll move on. I’m not sure why my sister felt the need to strip naked for grandpa’s benefit but once he had shot his load into my mouth he suddenly stood up and walked peacefully back to the home.